A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard.
Some tim elater the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad is outside, and I am going to scream.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£150.'
The money changes hands. In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£250.'
Man - 'Taken.'
Th emney changes hands. A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your football and boots, let us go outside and have a game.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '£400.'
The father says, 'That is terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I am going to take you to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy then hears the priest come on the other side of the curtain.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that again, you little shit. You are in my cupboard now.'
