Dies und Das - der Plauderthread

    habe die Schnauze voll, dass jede rmich ärgert und herabsieht bzw. evtl. Unsicherheiten.


    Werde mich ab morgen INTENSIVER mit meinem Training beschäftigen. Action Helden mässig

    habe mit der "5 EURO Schein" Taktik in einem Monat bereits 145.- € angespart. Wollte die Kohle eigentlich bei einem Fest Ende Mai "verblasen". Zum versaufen wäre es zu schade.

    habe bei der Sanatander Bank ein Konto angegelgt und werde dort einzaheln 1,4 die ersten 4 Monate...

    Jemand Erfahrung damit?

    Wie Wirtschaft funktioniert, erklärt anhand von Kühen. :veryhappy:

    TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

    SOCIALISM

    You have 2 cows.

    You give one to your neighbour

    COMMUNISM

    You have 2 cows.

    The State takes both and gives you some milk

    FASCISM

    You have 2 cows.

    The State takes both and sells you some milk

    NAZISM

    You have 2 cows.

    The State takes both and shoots you

    BUREAUCRATISM

    You have 2 cows.

    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then

    throws the milk away

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

    You have two cows.

    You sell one and buy a bull.

    Your herd multiplies, and the economy

    grows.

    You sell them and retire on the income

    ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM

    You have two cows.

    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by

    your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption

    for five cows.

    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.

    The public then buys your bull.

    SURREALISM

    You have two giraffes.

    The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You sell one, and force the other to

    produce the milk of four cows.

    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why

    the cow has dropped dead.

    A GREEK CORPORATION

    You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,

    dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.

    You still only have two cows.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three

    cows.

    A JAPANESE CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce

    twenty times the milk.

    You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and

    market it worldwide.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows,

    but you don't know where they are.

    You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION

    You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

    You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You have 300 people milking them.

    You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    Both are mad.

    AN IRAQI CORPORATION

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

    You tell them that you have none.

    No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.

    You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    Business seems pretty good.

    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    The one on the left looks very attractive...

    Habe heute FB Nachricht vom RTl magament erhalten:


    Hallo, mein Name ist Sanni Mayer und ich bin bei der TV-Produktionsfirma NORDDEICH TV in Köln als Redakteurin beschäftigt. Der Grund, weswegen ich mich bei Ihnen melde, ist folgender: für ein neues TV-Format suchen wir im Moment deutschlandweit sympathische Familien bzw. Paare, die wir vier Tage lang in ihrem täglichen Leben begleiten, herzlich und authentisch. Innerhalb dieser knappen Woche sind die Wohnräume der Ort des Geschehens, dort wird die Familie / Paar mit Hilfe von einigen Kameras porträtiert. Natürlich sind wir auf der Suche nach spannenden Familien / Paaren, bei denen immer etwas los ist. Ein Wunsch von uns wäre eine Familie bzw. ein Paar zu finden, welche/s totale Western Fans sind. Natürlich zahlen wir eine Aufwandsentschädigung dafür dass man Teil der Sendung wird. Wüßten Sie jemanden, den ich fragen könnte oder hätten Sie Tipps für mich, wie und wo ich Familien finden kann, welche sich für Western begeistern ? Ich freue mich, von Ihnen zu hören. Herzliche Grüße Sanni Mayer